9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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