no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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