You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Randomize
