He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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