you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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