i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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