Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
