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I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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