People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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