Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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