just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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