# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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