I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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