Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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