Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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