I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The air was thick with penises
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
