Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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