Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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