He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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