dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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