great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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