awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Shame is for Republicans.
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