i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You dont lie about slip and slides
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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