well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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