she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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