I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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