Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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