oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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