If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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