Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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