Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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