All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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