her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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