I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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