Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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