My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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