so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
