She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
is that a dick in a sweater?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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