so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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