We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Randomize
