Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
It's shark week go big or go home
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
