Midget sex pt 2 tonight
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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