We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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