Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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