Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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