This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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