no. you can't hotbox the world.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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