I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Hippo gnu deer
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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