I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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