One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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