I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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