Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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