their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize