Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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