it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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