No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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